Posted by Carmello, September 17, 2009
"I must have been really tuckered out," commented Arkham Asylum patient, Wilhelm Matchstick. "I've been told that there was a lot of hootin' and hollerin' going on, but I just didn't hear any of it." For the one night only visit, Batman fought his way throughout the Asylum, causing rioting, violence, and mayhem. "You know, out of all nights to fall asleep, it had to be the one that Joker was coming," he lamented, "that's so me."
"I had spent the previous 24 hours straight finishing season 2 of Lost on Blu-Ray," said Wilhelm, "From what I hear there were a lot of opportunities to escape, but then how would I get to finish seasons 3 and 4. I had to get caught up."
Wilhelm sustained no injuries during the Batman incident and is set to continue his lifelong sentence. "Just as well," Wilhelm admitted, "I have an unopened Kids in the Hall box set I still need to dig into."
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